Various Limericks

These two are by The Great Nornina:

There once was a crazy young Norn
Who decided to name himself Shaun
He jumped a cliff edge
Landed in a hedge
And emerged all covered in thorns

A long time ago in the sea
A Mernorn tried to grow a goatee
He grew but one hair
But to his despair
A crab pulled it off with great glee

Here's one by myself, Erin:

There is a blue horse norn named Bill,
Who kiss-pops females for a thrill.
An appearance so neat,
His drives so Sweet
It's not long before Albia is filled!