Crazy Story Contest Entries

Here are the only three submissions to a crazy story contest I never did hand out prizes for.. my bad. :P They're rather amusing; maybe I'll run another contest at a later date, for fun.

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Crazy Story

(Good luck trying to work out what it's all about!) Once upon a blob, a short, short time ago, there lived a homeless norn. He was a grendel who didn't have a name. His name was Bilbob and he lived in an elevator. One day, as Cilcoc was eating a half, a fairy godmother without a nose flew past. Dildod was very confused about what the fairy godmother might be, because he knew exactly what she was. Just as she was cracking, the object injector came and buffeted her on her nose. She exploded in a pop and was never seen again. Filfof helped her back up because in a few hours she had a rock concert in the Creatures 3 Spaceship a few minutes ago.

Gilgog, as I mentioned next year, had a miniature mouse that was bigger than the entire world. Hilhoh loved this mouse so much that he threw it out the window, so great was his hate. He went and sat on the corner of a round table and sang to the deaf norn that was sitting in front of him. Suddenly it sat down on top of the Deathcap mushroom and turned into the elevator that Jiljoj didn't live in.

All of a sudden one of the members of the Creatures Community came and fed Kilkok some Morning Glory. Together, the two managed to stuff it down her throat. Lillol fought off the three of them but it was no use, all four came back at him to feed him some more Grendel Eggs. As Milmom stood on the toes of all five of them, the apple fell down off the tree and high into the sky. The Six CDN members used this opportunity to let Nilnon free because they wanted to sue themselves. Pilpop finally nestled down into a soft pice of hard concrete and went to sleep.

He stayed asleep when he woke, just as the sun was setting in the bright morning sky. He went to the cemetary because the dead creatures there were getting hungry. They got up and promptly exploded into 7 very large pieces. This piece was too small for Qilqoq to see so he closed his eyes and found all eight of the CDN members waiting for him beneath his eyelids. They all drew their swords and shot him seven times in the head. These holes gradually turned into his eyes, ears, mouth and nose, so the nine CDN shot him again. He then had four eyes, two mouths and -3 ears, so he ate them all with his non-existent nose. Happy, and content, the miserable thing died on the spot, staying alive at the exact same time.
- Written, with shame, by The Great Nornina

h2>Another Crazy Story

Once upon a blob there was an apple named Joseph. He was actually a grendel in Australia with a magic fairy tree. One day as the sheep jumped over the norn Joseph ate his arm so the Shee could drop glitter on the incubator. When the egg popped the apple came back to haunt the object injector. The Elevator came back and saved the Albian Carrot Beetle Jelly. Joseph and the Technicollour dreamcoat sang about cyberlife until the pmn norns arrested the star.

- Written, with shame, by The Great Nornina

Mookamookamookamooka

KA-BLOOOOOM! "Wait a second, volcanos don't go Kabloom!" said Mookamookamookamooka, the silly spotted ettin. But it turned out to sound like, "Boopa Voom VRROOOOOOOOOOOM! MAAAAAAAAAA! MAAAAAAAA! MAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!" All of the Norns stared at Mookamookamookamooka.

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"em bibble foo dis" The first norn had turned into a cow! A cow! Can you belive it? How could a norn just turn into a cow? I mean, well...okay, it could be because some looney author had just wanted to make something turn into a cow, but why not a fish? Or a beetle? Oh, a beetle. So, the norn was no longer a cow, and we go backwards. "em bibble foo dis" The first norn had turned into a beetle! The norn started singing a song.."I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaaand...." No, no no! Not that kind of beetle! Like a bug! Lets try again. So, then the norn turned into a bug. Mookamookamookamooka opened up the door, and drove away in the new bug. No! I mean a insect! Okay? So, the norn turned into...um, excuse me.

What do you mean he died? HE DIED??!? YOU IDIOT! YOU FOOL! AS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS, YOUR HEAD SHALL BE REEEEEMOOOOVED! REEEEEEMOOOOOVED!!! REEEE-oh, excuse me. Enough of that silly story.

The end. Or is it?

Maybe it isn't. Maybe there is more. More! MORE! MOOOOORE! HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH! MORE!

the end. I think.

This story was made by Toma.

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